The previous NewsPost was inaccurate, so I made a new one.
It is no longer my birthday.
I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain. I lied, I don't drink. Rain's cool though I guess.
Age 33, Female
Graphic Designer
Joined on 1/4/09
Posted by YouLostTheGame - October 17th, 2009
The previous NewsPost was inaccurate, so I made a new one.
It is no longer my birthday.
I love masturbating.
Isn't it wonderful?
I'd say that you stole my birthday, but you're older.
So, sorry.
No, I stole it.
Yeah you can't be greedy, you only get on birthday like the rest of us.
I want all of the birthdays!
I meant ONE birthday.
ORLY.
One birthday per person... unless you combine with another person, which gets you three days a year for non-holiday gifts: one for you, one for the other person, and one for when you combined.
Well then, there's only one solution to this.
FUSION... HAAAAAAAA!
I must say, I got quite hammered for you. It was fun. I'll pass on the legal jokes, mostly because they are quite lame. But Bill Nye is rocking that bow-tie. I'm going to rock one on Nov 11th. Marine Corps Ball! Yeah.
18, huh? Finally, you're marrying age. Can we change the date from June to January?
(Insert line hitting on you here)
Must you even ask?
I don't know. I was just thinking, despite the fact that it's bad for me.
Your birthday is over? Can i still bring over your stripper? I dont wanna waste $200
Can I keep her?
Well you did say your a nerd...
I guess I have no reason to troll you
That's a first.
Mastermind475
wow Bill Nye that's a classic
D&D huh?
that's pretty rare these days
I also play D&D, I had a 12 Rogue but that was back during 2.0 (version)
all my friends play 3.5 (they hate 4.0 for some reason)
I have been meaning to get my new elf fighter going
tell me about your character
please PM your response